Le paradis n'est pas artificiel …

April 17, 2006

top ten, re: Shouldn't Let a Punk House Sit

1. Mouldy margarine tub, in ghee smeared, soy strewn fridge.
2. One bike scratched as if with fork, the other left at closest commune.
3. Gogi berries swollen in kettle spout filter. Enamel burnt off one side.
4. Cooking pot on toilet tank, for uncertain purpose.
5. Rose geranium lost most leaves. Snow bush looks dead. Cuttings from a gift of a rose mere sticks. Shitake log green as felt. Fig tree fungi.
6. Nail brush used unsuccessfully to scrub rice pot, near sink-sunk wooden spoon, etc.
7. Trash cans, no bags, full of trash. More hanging on living room wall.
8. Amongst mucousy detritus, previous tenants' mail open on coffee table.
9. Inexplicable brown syrup in broom pan.
10. Door stop pulled from living room wall.
10. Fleas.

N.B. 20/04/06 - woke up to a ticklish nose and -- O dread!

Top ten, mind you.

Posted by Delire at April 17, 2006 12:17 PM
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